I was thinking the other day: you know how I enjoy giving cookies to people because normal people love cookies and it makes them happy to have them? Well…what if my friends were all major proponents of psychotropic substances? What would they want me to give them then? And suddenly the answer presented itself to me, complete with shining lights and singing angels:
A giant inflatable garden gnome.
But it gets better. I realized that you don’t have to be on acid to think a giant inflatable garden gnome is seriously rad. I mean, it might help, but just look at that guy! Seriously rad! In fact, I feel like when you see something giant and inflatable that usually isn’t, and that giant and inflatable thing that you’re seeing isn’t of the insect persuasion (shudder), you should probably buy it.
Other giant inflatable things that you should definitely purchase when they cross your path:
- Toast (um, obviously)
Shopping opportunities like these come just along too rarely to be missed. When something’s that good, you go for it, peyote or no. Am I right?
**This post brought to you by a hazlenut iced coffee a wee bit larger than aforementioned giant inflatable garden gnome.**